Sexy Cereal In Haiku: Oh, Ochocinco

Don't let your children
Call the number on the box 
There's been a mistake

It's Ocho-Ocho-Ocho
Poor Ochocinco

You know the adage
No good deed goes unpunished
Here's more proof it's true
The Cincinnati Enquirer reports ... 
The phone number printed on boxes of Chad Ochocinco Cereal meant to direct consumers to a children's charity goes instead to an explicit phone sex line. The number on boxes, 1-800-HELP-FTC, connects callers to a seductive-sounding woman's voice and music ... A portion of proceeds from the official, limited edition cereal of the Bengals wide receiver goes to Feed The Children organization ...  According to their website, the correct number is 1-888-HELP-FTC.

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