Bears In Haiku: Vikings 36, Bears 10

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The Vikings could have beat the Bears while standing on their heads

Not unexpected
But much worse than expected
What did you expect?

Only eight first downs
Worst defense since '82 *
Awful second half
**

But a team record
Was established on Sunday
No first downs rushing


* - The Vikings gained 537 total yards, the most allowed by the Bears since they gave up 583 to the Rams in 1982.

** - In the second half the Bears ran 12 plays for a net total of two yards.  Of course, no first downs. 

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