Archive for October 2009

Hitting Coaches In Haiku: Cubs Sign Jaramillo

Wake up Rudy!  You’re moving to Chicago. Coach JaramilloWill become the highest paidIn all of baseball reports the news: The Cubs will announce Wednesday that former Texas Rangers hitting instructor Rudy Jaramillo has signed a three-year, $2.42 million contract to become Chicago’s next hitting coach … Jaramillo spent the last 15 years with Texas... Read more »

StubHub In Haiku: A Cruel Joke On Cubs Fans?

What the hell StubHubCubs fans aren’t depressed enoughSo now you send this? Here is an email I received this afternoon from StubHub.  The “Check it out” link points to the StubHub page to purchase LCS and WS tickets.  I thought it might be a practical joke from a friend, but the domain is registered... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Falcons 21, Bears 14

The Bears saw this too often on Sunday night It’s hard to comebackWhen you have five penaltiesIn the fourth quarter It wasn’t just the penalties, as Mike Burzawa recounts at Bears Game Day.  But the penalties came so fast near the end of the game that I retweeted myself saying: Stupid penalties / Mean the... Read more »

HoHoKam Haiku: Will The Cubs Stay In Mesa?

Could this spring be the Cubs’ last at HoHoKam? Improved HoHoKamNot good enough for RickettsWill Cubs stay in Mesa? There’s been lots of talk about the Cubs wanting a new spring training facility.  As Spring Training Online reported: The issue: the team practices at Fitch Field and plays at HoHoKam Park. While HoHoKam Park is... Read more »

Blackhawks in Haiku: Stars 4, Blackhawks 3

Toews’ gets his first goal,but Huet can’t stop the Starsand their crazy goals.

Bears In Haiku: Tampa Loss Our Gaines

A Friday night tradeDepleted D-Line needs helpBears gain Gaines Adams

Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 3, Predators 1

Which Hawks scored the goals?Byfuglein, Kopecky, and KeithAll in the second.

Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 4, Oilers 3

Blackhawks score againstNikolai Khabibulinand take down Oilers.

Bulls Pre-Season in Haiku: Bulls 87, Bucks 86

Joakim Noah in action last night (Scott Strazzante, Chicago Tribune / October 13, 2009) Love a win at homeWho cares that Rose was still outTaj and Noah rock!

Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 6, Flames 5

Down 5 to nothingSeabrook scores in overtimeHawks extinguish Flames