Archive for August 2009

No-Hitters In Haiku: Cubs To Break MLB Record

Today Cubs will breakA record set by YankeesThey just need a hit Cubs fans can take heart in the fact that 2009 will be a record-breaking season.  Bleed Cubbie Blue reports that the Cubs will likely break the MLB record for consecutive games without being no-hit if they can get a single hit against the... Read more »

Waivers In Haiku: Harden and Heilman

The Twins grab HardenGiants put claim on HeilmanWill Cubs waive goodbye?

White Sox in Haiku: Yankees 5, White Sox 2

GOOD start by Buehrle BAD relief job by Williams Third place is UGLY
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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Mets 2

Alfonso and MiltTry to quiet the boo birdsWith some good offense Both go 3-for-3Fonzi hits 3 run homerIt’s nice when we win

Punishment in Haiku: Criminal Charges Dropped Against Kane

Kane must pay court fees,apologize to driver,stay out of trouble.

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 9, Red Sox 5

Nine run lead holds up As birthday boy celebrates Going three for four
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Cubs In Haiku: Nationals 5, Cubs 4

Wells has a rough startCubs comeback falls one run shortThe slide continues

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 9, Nationals 4

Six runs in the eighth Helped to ensure a Cubs win Finally, offense A seven run lead Too big for Carlos Marmol To blow in the ninth

White Sox in Haiku: Red Sox 3, White Sox 2

Ninth inning home run Sends Sox below five-hundred That’s four straight losses
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Aromashodu in Haiku: Sounds Just Like It's Spelled ... And It Rhymes, Too!

Photo courtesy of Chicago Tribune Try this one with me…Devin says, “It’s not too hard:”uh-ROME-uh-shuh-do