Nicknames In Haiku: Tom Gorzelanny


Tom Gorzelanny
Pitching in Denver tonight
Needs a good nickname

Some have called him "Sloth"
I think we can do better
Any ideas?

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  • Born a vile Sox fan
    But now on the side of good.
    Let's call Tom "Hell Boy."

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