Starters In Haiku: A Bad Day At Wrigley

Yesterday's starters
Are no longer on the teams
For which they had pitched

Ex-Cub Kevin Hart
Has swapped his blue pinstripes for
Pirate black and gold

Chicago Cubs vs. Washington Nationals

But poor Russ Ortiz
Who got pounded by the Cubs
Doesn't have a home

MLB: Houston Astros at Los Angeles Dodgers

@Adambuckled asks
If this is the first time that
Such a thing happened

Filed under: Cubs

Tags: Astros, Cubs, Haiku, Kevin Hart, Pirates, Russ Ortiz


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  • Ed, this is an instant classic. I just keep laughing. Simply brilliant.

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    The truth is, Adam
    That you inspired these haiku
    With your great question

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