Archive for July 2009

Jail Time In Haiku: Plaxico Burress

How long will it be? Plax is willing to serve one D.A. wants two years.

Cubs In Haiku: Astros 11, Cubs 6

Nine innings tonight Lasted almost as long as  Thirteen yesterday It was not pretty Cubs were never in the lead Pitching not solid

White Sox in Haiku: Twins 5, White Sox 3

Yes, another loss Metrodome jinx continues Sox give gifts to Twins
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Perfection in Haiku: Mark Buehrle

45 straight outs!! Buehrle’s MLB record Hall of Fame?  Could be!!

Perfection in Haiku: Mark Buehrle

First THE PRESIDENTAnd then the Late Show Top Ten Finally S.I.

Bears In Haiku: When Will Tillman's Back Be Back?

Early health concerns CB Peanut Tillman’s out Indefinitely Tillman to miss camp A disc problem is the cause Back by September?
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Top Ten List in Haiku: Buehrle Perfect

Buehrle reads Top Ten Dewayne Wise and Josh Fields helpPerfect, just like game

First Place Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Astros 1

Alfonso – GRAND SLAM! Cubs win it in the thirteenth  Hold on to first place 

White Sox in Haiku: Twins 4, White Sox 3

Why can’t we be friends? White Sox fight and lose their cool  In Metrodome loss
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Gamblers In Haiku: Will Selig Pardon Charlie Hustle?

News reports say that Selig may pardon Pete Rose Hank Aaron approves But here’s my question: Will Rose make the Hall of Fame Before Ron Santo?