Lefties In Haiku: Grabow and Gorzellany Now Cubs

MLB: APR 27 Pirates at Brewers

Two new left-handers
Grabow and Gorzellany
Now wear Cubby Blue

MLB: MAY 19 Pirates at Nationals

So long, Kevin Hart
Bye to Jose Ascanio
And Josh Harrison

Good trade for the Cubs?
Some people seem to think so
Only time will tell

And here's a haiku from @JoeGizzle, with whom I attended yesterday's game:

The Cubs traded Hart
As he pitched against the 'Stros
Under our noses


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  • Is Gorzelanny
    The ugliest ball player?
    Without a doubt, yes.

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