This came over the email transom from Benjamin. Feel free to send tips and stories to firstname.lastname@example.org
In the spirit of the old "overheard on the CTA" posts:
A northbound 157 bus pulls up to a stop across the street from Ogilvie Transportation Center. A guy at the stop looks in through the open doors. "How come this bus, that I don't ride, is the only one that's ever on time?" he says, joshing the driver.
"Well, maybe you should take this bus some day," the driver replies.
"Hey, would you make a detour for me?" asks the man. "Just this once?"
The driver replies instantly: "How much money you got?"