Now that's a Red Line motorman in a hurry to get his passengers where they need to go - and quickly.
"Passengers use all available doors - use all doors. There are 16 doors on this train - use them all!"
But if I did that, wouldn't that slow you down a lot? Yeah, I know I'm a smart ass.
And I know he's talking directly to me, as I bypass a door in car 4 and car 5 so I can enter and sit on the Red Line train right near the far door on car 5.
After all, it drops me right at the new escalator on the southbound platform and Grand and State.
Sorry if I made you 10 seconds late today.