Thanks to Umali for sharing this Crazy Commuting Tale:
"Overheard on the #66 Chicago"
(Spoken to no one in particular, without preamble, and appropos of
Cuz when a man walk into Burger King,
a woman treat him like a king.
Then another man walk in, and....
well, it don't do for men to be fighting over a woman.
I had me a Phillippine woman once.
She had her two black men on the side.
That's why I go to McDonalds.
(Exeunt. Out of the bus, and into a nearby McDonalds)