Alright, the Blackhawks are the 2010 Stanley Cup Champions and although the news of it never seems to get old, we need to dig deeper and find out who our 2010 Playoff Beard Champions are.
We've seen all kinds of beards this playoff season, so I will be giving out all sorts of beard awards.
Here we go:
Although at the beginning of the playoffs, I thought I'd be giving this award to Marion Hossa, it was Brian Campbell who came through in the clutch. This year's winner for beard that most resembles a forest fire, is Brian Campbell.
Also, featured in the picture is Dave Bolland, he is a nominee for most awkward beard. The fact that his mustache does not connect to the rest of his beard, makes his beard look like an amateur chin sweater. Sorry Bolland, you did not make the cut.
Kris Versteeg gave us 14 points in the post season, not bad for a sophomore. However, the one stat missing from his box is that he is +15 in facial hair. Verstud is a nominee for best beard and recipient of Best Youngest Beard.
This picture has all kind of awkward facial hair in it, with the exception of Duncan Keith who is one of the teams leaders in points and facial hair.
I am not going to concentrate on the unsuccessful beard of Jonathan Toews, but I will give him credit for trying. He has a similar problem (actually more extreme) to that of Dave Bolland. It's patchy and nothing connects. He is also a nominee for most awkward beard.
Also making that list, is Tomas Kopecky. Let's take a closer look.
What is that? Enough said. All he has is a bad mustache. He is the King and Winner of the 2010 Most Awkward Beard Award.
The award for The Person Who Most Likely Resembles a Grizzly Bear Award goes to Ben Eager. It's not just his enormous build and hard hitting that makes him the perfect recipient, it's the fact that his golden honey beard explodes all over his face, making him 4x as intimidating.
The Most Improved Beard Award goes to Patrick Kane, due to the fact that he was actually able to grow some kind of a beard this year. The Mullet not only made him look like Billy Ray Cyrus and gave him the ability to score Stanley Cup winning goals, it gave him the ability to grow almost a real beard. Quite an improvement to the flesh colored thing we couldn't see last year.
The Most Normal Beard Award goes to Andrew Ladd. Look at him; he looks fabulous! Ladd is also a nominee for Best Beard 2010.
Patrick Sharp was recently nominated for Chicago's Sexist Athlete by Victoria's Secret, unfortunately he lost to Derek Rose. Had Victoria's Secret done a beard contest he would have won with flying hairs. Our 2010 Best Blackhawks Playoff Beard winner is Sir Patrick Sharp. Look at him. It is beautiful.
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