My 12 Weeks of Fantasy (To the Tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)

My 12 Weeks of Fantasy (To the Tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)

Now that we're in Week 13 of Fantasy Football, and I've cinched a playoff spot in one of my two leagues, I figured it was a good time to reflect on my team's performance thus far.  As with any fantasy team, there have beens highs, lows, and "What the hell??!! How can this guy not stay healthy??!!!" moments.  Since we're now in the Christmas season, and Christmas reminds me of the family Christmas party where everyone sings "The Twelve Days of Christmas", what better way to recap the first 12 weeks with that familiar holiday jam?  You'll unfortunately have to forgo hearing my Aunt Rita and Uncle Rick singing the "5 Golden Rings" part.  If you are jonesin' to join them in the family sing-a-long, feel free to join me at the annual party next Sunday.  Ugly sweaters not included.

The Twelve Weeks of Fantasy

On the first week of fantasy, Password's Taco* gave to me

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the second week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the third week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the fourth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the fifth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

Ma-nning makes his'try (Sing it, Aunt Rita!)

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the sixth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

My bro-in-law I'm slaying (Booyah!)

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the seventh week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

Matt Forte is WINNING

My bro-in-law I'm slaying

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the eighth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

8 spots for playoffs

Matt Forte is WINNING

My bro-in-law I'm slaying

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the ninth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

T.Y's touchdown dancing

8 spots for playoffs

Matt Forte is WINNING

My bro-in-law I'm slaying

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the tenth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

10's endzone leaping

T.Y's touchdown dancing

8 spots for playoffs

Matt Forte is WINNING

My bro-in-law I'm slaying

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the eleventh week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

8/100th's the deciding (Yep.  Won by 8/100th's of a point)

10's endzone leaping

T.Y's touchdown dancing

8 spots for playoffs

Matt Forte is WINNING

My bro-in-law I'm slaying

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

On the twelfth week of fantasy, Password's Taco gave to me

To playoffs I am coming!

8/100th's the deciding

10's endzone leaping

T.Y's touchdown dancing

8 spots for playoffs

Matt Forte is WINNING

My bro-in-law I'm slaying

Ma-nning makes his'try

Receivers play like turds

3 points Defense

No Cameron love

And

Bell ringing up the Cleveland Brown's D

 

See you in the playoffs, clowns!

*Actual team name= Password is Taco.  I couldn't fit all the syllables in the song.  My bad.

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