Posts in category "True Blood"

True Blood Recap: Karma

True Blood Recap: Karma
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 7, Ep. 6 – “Karma.” “I don’t think screwing your siblings what they meant by bad times.” — Andy In television there is a time for action and a time to set up future action and six episodes into a ten episode final... Read more »

True Blood Recap: Return to Oz

True Blood Recap: Return to Oz
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood season 7, Ep. 5 – “Return to Oz.” “You stabbed somebody, Auntie! That’s why people think you’re crazy!” — Lafayette Ain’t no party like a Sookie Stackhouse party, because a Sookie Stackhouse party ends with gay sex and a stabbing. Honestly, I’m with Nicole... Read more »

True Blood Recap: Death is Not the End

True Blood Recap: Death is Not the End
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 7, Ep. 4 – “Death is Not the End.” “And Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.” — Ginger If the vampire genre as a whole does one thing, it proves that this episode’s title, “Death... Read more »
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True Blood Recap: Fire in the Hole

True Blood Recap: Fire in the Hole
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 7, Ep. 3 –“Fire in the Hole.” “Saint Fucking Petersburg, Eric? You know how I hate the Russian people.” — Pam   “Fire in the Hole” fell into an all too familiar pattern of True Blood episodes; for fifty minutes barely anything happened,... Read more »

True Blood Recap: I Found You

True Blood Recap: I Found You
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 7, Ep. 2 – “I Found You.” I did not survive four lousy husbands, a serial killer boyfriend and the sorta suicide of my love, Terry, to die in the dingy basement of a fucking vampire bar. — Arlene In a season all... Read more »

True Blood Recap: Jesus Gonna Be Here

True Blood Recap: Jesus Gonna Be Here
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 7, Ep. 1 – “Jesus Gonna Be Here.” “Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I’ll be in hell having a three way with the devil.” — Pam... Read more »
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True Blood Season 6 Finale: Full Frontal Doesn't Hide a Sloppy Ending

True Blood Season 6 Finale: Full Frontal Doesn't Hide a Sloppy Ending
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 6, Ep. 10 – “Radioacive.” “Growl all you want, bright eyes, but it doesn’t change the truth.” – Bill Well that was disappointing. I’m not talking about the action packed first half hour that gave way to a slow paced second half hour... Read more »

True Blood Recap: Tears and Fears in "Life Matters"

True Blood Recap: Tears and Fears in "Life Matters"
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 6 Ep. 9 – “Life Matters”. Every life matters. Throw it back.” – Terry After all the complaints thrown Terry’s way the last two seasons (myself included) it was nice to be reminded what an amazing character he was; the long standing heart... Read more »

True Blood Recap: Attacked Fairies and Vicious Catfights in "Dead Meat"

True Blood Recap: Attacked Fairies and Vicious Catfights in "Dead Meat"
Spoiler Alert: Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season 6, Ep. 8 – “Dead Meat”. “Death is just a f—ing pit stop on a road that keeps on going with no end in sight. So f— you, mom and dad. Screw your kisses, and your hugs, and your ‘Atta, girl’s. I’m gonna... Read more »
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True Blood Recap: "In the Evening"

True Blood Recap: "In the Evening"
Spoiler Alert:  Do not read if you haven’t seen True Blood Season Six, Ep. 7 – “In the Evening”. “You don’t have that stockholder’s syndrome, do you?” – Jason Stackhouse I spoke too soon. Despite the fact that the were/shifter storyline came to a satisfactory (enough) close last week and despite the fact it currently... Read more »
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