Masochistic mastication

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Meet Molly Schuyler, from Montevideo, Minnesota. The married mother of four and competitive eater, is a 120lbs. of rompin stompin masticating dynamite.

Ms. Schuyler has won various competitions shoveling untold pounds of food into her compact frame.

The Stellanator- six hamburger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese and six pieces of bacon topped with fried onions, jalapeños, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, two buns, mayonnaise and nearly a jar of peanut butter in fifteen minutes.

Sinful Burger's “Goliath” Challenge: five pounds of food that includes two 1½ pound burgers topped with ten slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato and onions, all sandwiched between two large pieces of Indian fry bread, with a 1-pound side of fries in 17 minutes, 3 seconds.

Nebraska Brewing Company's Death Pizza challenge: a five-pound pie covered in sauce made with ghost chili peppers. She finished in 24 minutes, 56 seconds.

But, the video below takes the cake. Molly Schuyler takes on a 72 ounce (4.50  pound) steak at Saylers Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon. She broke the world record for the fastest eating of  72 ounce steak. Her time was 2 minutes,44 seconds. This earned her a spot in the  Guinness World Record. The previous Guinness World Record for eating a 72 ounce steak was 6 minutes, 44 seconds.

Warning: This video contains graphic scenes of carnivorous destruction and mayhem:

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