The Police (according to a 5 year old)

Why is it that my 5 year old feels that whenever someone in our family does something wrong you can just call the police and they will put you in jail? He argues with the hubby over eating his dinner. “Daddy you’re mean! I’m going to call the police and they will arrest you!” He... Read more »

Procrastination

On Wednesday, the bloggers were given a topic to write about. The topic was procrastination. I believe we had an hour or so to write about it. Today is Friday. I am writing about it 2 days later. How’s that for procrastination! For craps and giggles anyway, here is what I procrastinate on. (OMG! I... Read more »

How to change a flipping (literally) baby

There comes a time in child rearing when the baby learns to crawl, turn over and move every which way. This is an exciting milestone to both the child and its family. However, it is not an exciting milestone when it comes to diaper changing. Then it is a nightmare. The child will not hold... Read more »
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The yearly St. Patricks day argument

Happy St. Patrick’s day! Guaranteed this happens every single year since I have known my husband. We have an argument over whether or not I am Irish or our kids are Irish. He insists that I am not Irish and I am just saying that because it’s St. Patrick’s day. He says that the kids... Read more »

Gum

Gum
So the other day I was driving my son home from preschool, when he decided to eat a piece of gum that he had next to his car seat. Then this happened: Noah: Mommy, I don’t want my gum anymore. Me: O.K. just wait a minute. We will be home in one minute and then... Read more »

The best Muslim Husband of the year award goes to…

Here’s a little history on my husband. I am married to a first generation Pakistani- Muslim man who is a terrible Muslim. He was the first member of his immediate family to be born in America (he is the youngest male out of 5 children) and has always been the black sheep of his family.... Read more »
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Top 10 things my 9 month old has shoved in his mouth

Top 10 things my 9 month old has shoved in his mouth
I don’t know if anyone else has a teether at home but as soon as # 2 started teething everything was fair game for him to chew on. And when I say everything- I mean EVERYTHING. These things happen in seconds- I could be putting a shoe on the 5 year old and #2 shoves... Read more »