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Roger Goodell, just admit you effed up

Rog, you are either a bumbling idiot or just a awful dick. You deserve to be fired or not so gracefully resign. Your lies have snowballed and now it is an awful ball of lies overwhelming you. You suck at your job, Goodell and I’m dismissing you. You claimed you didn’t see the video of... Read more »

The Prank War Is On

Yesterday I arrived to my girlfriend’s house after work and I was greeted by her ten year old son. He asked if it was normal that his nose made a crunching sound as he moved it from side to side. Her kids are awesome and I love my time with them. I immediately freaked out.... Read more »

Q&A With A Chicagonow Bloggger: Jocelyn Geboy: An Unquiet Chicagoan

Q&A With A Chicagonow Bloggger: Jocelyn Geboy: An Unquiet Chicagoan
I am so bad at coming up with original questions. My thanks to Jocelyn Geboy who writes an Unquiet Chicagoan for coming up with compelling and interesting answers. I had a lot of fun with this and I hope it comes through in the interview. PO: You write a lot and frankly about battling mental... Read more »
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My Mancow Experience

My Mancow Experience
A couple of weeks ago my friend who is also a promoter for Chicagoland comedy posted on Facebook. The post stated that if you wanted to be a guest on Mancow to private message him. I misread at first and massaged him which was unnecessary The post was available to anyone in our super secret... Read more »

In Defense of Chelsea Handler

I am sure Chelsea Handler does not need me to defend her, nor will she even know that I did. I mean she might if she Googles her name, ChicagoNow, my name, and the name of my blog. It is highly doubtful because I am the only narcissist who Googles himself. There are other Patrick... Read more »

For MS Awareness Week I Won't Complain

The thing about multiple sclerosis is that it sucks. I try to keep quiet about how tired I am or the nagging pain I feel. Even the medicine that is supposedly working is less than fun. It is MS Awareness Week and it would be easy to bitch about a lot. I could tell you... Read more »
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The That's SoChi Olympics

The That's SoChi Olympics
The Olympics are happening in Sochi finally or am I supposed to write #sochi? I am not sure, but on Twitter that is how folks seem to spell it. I am not a fan of the Olympics,  summer nor winter. I appreciate the time, effort, and money that make an Olympic athlete but I am... Read more »

Raising Awareness On World Cancer Day

Raising Awareness On World Cancer Day
Disclaimer: I am a cancer survivor, this post is meant to make you laugh and tell cancer and any other illness or affliction to go screw. Okay now on to the main post. I love the idea World Cancer Day or any other day set aside to raise awareness of diseases that are already pretty... Read more »

Bruno Mars Out Shined The Red Hot Chili Peppers At The Super Bowl

I will admit when I heard Bruno Mars was going to be performing the half time show at the Super Bowl, I was skeptical. I grew even more skeptical when I heard that The Red Hot Chili Peppers would be making an appearance as well. Much to my surprise Bruno performed wonderfully. He put on... Read more »
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When Cover Songs Are Better Than the Original

When Cover Songs Are Better Than the Original
I am an avid Spotify user and sometimes my ears are greeted with the pleasant sounds of a song or a band that I have never heard before. Sometimes I hear a song that is decades years old and it is new to me. I become disappointed in myself when this happens because I am... Read more »