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My mom is a retired cop and black lives matter

My mom is a retired cop and black lives matter
Too much lately has it been that awful cops have done awful things. We have seen the stories on the news. Black people gunned down for no good reason. Gunned down before there is a chance for even a reason to be given. Gunned down because of the color of their skin. It has been... Read more »

I cannot find my funny

I cannot find my funny
I have been in a creative slump. Be it blogging here or writing new material for my stand up comedy my creativity is on strike. The latter of the two concerns me the most. I love being a comedian. When i started years ago i never imagined it wams more than just a pipe dream.... Read more »

I have begun therapy

I have begun therapy
I used to say that comedy was therapy for me. I was convinced it was all I needed. That is until I realized it wasn’t all I needed. I won’t get into specifics because that is what I’m paying a therapist for but I’m not the best me I can be. That is a result... Read more »
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Donna Day 2016: Donate and Let's End Pediatric Cancer

Donna Day 2016: Donate and Let's End Pediatric Cancer
Of course I want to see the day where all cancer comes to an end because fuck cancer. As a survivor and as a human being who loves all people pediatric cancer saddens and angers me. How in the hell is it allowed that a child is allowed to get cancer? Cancer robbed me of... Read more »

To The Dude Who Is Kinda Friends With Eddie Vedder's Best Friend

To The Dude Who Is Kinda Friends With Eddie Vedder's Best Friend
I have written a couple of posts pining over being Eddie Vedder’s best friend. Maybe it is too lofty of a goal so instead this is to the dude who is kinda friends with Eddie Vedder’s best friend. Let me be your acquaintance. Maybe you’ve never been to Chicago. I could be your concierge. I’ll... Read more »

Playboy Is Getting Rid Of Nude Pictorials And The Teen In Me Is Crying

Playboy Is Getting Rid Of Nude Pictorials And The Teen In Me Is Crying
Playboy, the first magazine to feature naked women, announced that starting in March 2016 their pictorials will no longer be nude. Playboy is/was a rite of passage for many a young man and I’m sure young women. For many of us it was the first time we saw a naked girl. Scott Flanders, it is... Read more »
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Roger Goodell, just admit you effed up

Rog, you are either a bumbling idiot or just a awful dick. You deserve to be fired or not so gracefully resign. Your lies have snowballed and now it is an awful ball of lies overwhelming you. You suck at your job, Goodell and I’m dismissing you. You claimed you didn’t see the video of... Read more »

The Prank War Is On

Yesterday I arrived to my girlfriend’s house after work and I was greeted by her ten year old son. He asked if it was normal that his nose made a crunching sound as he moved it from side to side. Her kids are awesome and I love my time with them. I immediately freaked out.... Read more »

Q&A With A Chicagonow Bloggger: Jocelyn Geboy: An Unquiet Chicagoan

Q&A With A Chicagonow Bloggger: Jocelyn Geboy: An Unquiet Chicagoan
I am so bad at coming up with original questions. My thanks to Jocelyn Geboy who writes an Unquiet Chicagoan for coming up with compelling and interesting answers. I had a lot of fun with this and I hope it comes through in the interview. PO: You write a lot and frankly about battling mental... Read more »
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My Mancow Experience

My Mancow Experience
A couple of weeks ago my friend who is also a promoter for Chicagoland comedy posted on Facebook. The post stated that if you wanted to be a guest on Mancow to private message him. I misread at first and massaged him which was unnecessary The post was available to anyone in our super secret... Read more »