Posts in category "me."

If You Are Calling Them Derogatory Names You Do Not Deserve a Woman

I’m tired of it when I hear it in music. I’m tired of it when I see it on social media. I’m tired of it when I hear it in conversations. I’m tired of hearing women referred to as bitches and hoes. If you do it stop it. Just stop it! It makes you sound... Read more »

Kids, May I Marry Your Mother?

Kids, May I Marry Your Mother?
Ask her mom and sister? Check! Ask her dad? No, her dad is not my biggest fan and we don’t talk… Just trust I’m a good dude and it is not my fault. Wait that’s not all. I have to tell my own mom and sister. Yes tell not ask I already know they adore... Read more »

She said yes!

She said yes!
I may have mentioned here, there, and everywhere that I am with one of the most amazing, smart, and beautiful women I have ever met. Through ChicagoNow is how we first became friends. Then later at a ChicagoNow blathering we would meet and we talked forever…or until drinks were no longer free. I’ve told our... Read more »
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What If We Knew Each Other When We Were Younger?

What If We Knew Each Other When We Were Younger?
I sometimes wonder what would have happened if we met when I was younger. You were the extroverted popular girl. I was the shy nerdy kid who rarely sparked a conversation. Has our path crossed before? Maybe I caught a fleeting glimpse of the one. Only to watch you walk away because what could I... Read more »

Before Alex From Target There Was Patrick From Target

Before Alex From Target There Was Patrick From Target
In a previous life not too long ago I was trying to make my mark in radio. It took longer than expected so I decided to get a job at Target. Well I didn’t but my ex wife really felt strongly that I should for the employee discount. It is not all the glitz and... Read more »

Baby Foreskin Foot

Baby Foreskin Foot
I’ve had a couple of ulcers on my foot for a few months now. I am diabetic which is slowing the healing process. In an earlier blog I wrote of my knee scooter. Now I write of my brand new additions. My doctor has grafted on neo natal foreskin to help the cells grow to... Read more »
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Crummy Jobs: Paid To Garbage Pick

Crummy Jobs: Paid To Garbage Pick
I battled cancer when I was going to enter college again. Medical bills piled up so I decided I needed to work instead because most people are right “so and so bills won’t pay for themselves”. A family friend ran a recycling plant near where I lived. It was within biking distance and sometimes I... Read more »

My New Life Of Steroids

My New Life Of Steroids
Part of living with MS is living with pain and fatigue. How about that for a fun and cheery opening sentence. That is my life sometimes. The struggle is real. So to fight fatigue and pain my doctor prescribed a week full of a steroid that begins with an S. Solumedrol maybe? I don’t know.... Read more »

A Hilarious Year Living With Multiple Sclerosis

A Hilarious Year Living With Multiple Sclerosis
A year ago yesterday I was mistakenly diagnosed with a stroke. Of course someone with many diseases is celebrating this anniversary. I was promptly admitted to the hospital and came to terms with the fact that my life was going to end. I told my girlfriend that if she wanted to move on I would... Read more »
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Song By Song Rebuttal To XRT's Most Overrated Songs

Song By Song Rebuttal To XRT's Most Overrated Songs
XRT is one of my favorite radio stations. In fact, since Q101′s demise, let’s face it the new station is not what the old one used to be, I listen to music on my phone. Am I a sellout? Sure, but I’m guaranteed to enjoy the music on my phone more than the radio and... Read more »