Posts in category "comedy"

Facebook arguments might be the dumbest

Facebook arguments might be the dumbest
Sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram are all kind of silly. Yet we all spend too much time on them trying to keep up with all of our friends. We make our presence known with a click of the like button. We have all learned the harsh lesson of reading a whole status before hitting... Read more »

I Am A Comedian Everything Is Funny

I Am A Comedian Everything Is Funny
I’m kind of a lucky guy. I’m a comedian. You might wonder what makes me so damn lucky. Well I get to find the funny in every single thing. Sure it is not easy. Like snowflakes every comedian is different. Yep, I just compared comedians to snowflakes. Some comedians make fun of life all around... Read more »

That One Time I Was A Competitive Eater

That One Time I Was A Competitive Eater
It was simple. Well no it wasn’t nor did it sound simple. Gorging down 6 pounds of food in an hour. You’ll ask what the hell is wrong with you? There are many answers to that question but in this case I just wanted to hang out. It sounded like a dumb reason then and... Read more »
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Kids, May I Marry Your Mother?

Kids, May I Marry Your Mother?
Ask her mom and sister? Check! Ask her dad? No, her dad is not my biggest fan and we don’t talk… Just trust I’m a good dude and it is not my fault. Wait that’s not all. I have to tell my own mom and sister. Yes tell not ask I already know they adore... Read more »

The Best Of The Best Butt Songs

Thanks to Meghan Trainor and her song All About That Bass butts are all the rage right now. She sings the praises of women with a bigger posterior than the models that paper billboards. In it she claims she’s bringing booty baaaaaaaaack. Which has not a thing to do with being a pirate and retrieving... Read more »

Before Alex From Target There Was Patrick From Target

Before Alex From Target There Was Patrick From Target
In a previous life not too long ago I was trying to make my mark in radio. It took longer than expected so I decided to get a job at Target. Well I didn’t but my ex wife really felt strongly that I should for the employee discount. It is not all the glitz and... Read more »
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Thoughts I Had Watching Nik Wallenda Not Fall

Thoughts I Had Watching Nik Wallenda Not Fall
I didn’t expect to give any time to Nik Wallenda tightrope walking over Chicago. Yet there I was not only watching it but recording it so I could leave and come back and watch it. I didn’t take it seriously nor was I cheering this husband and father on as he risked his life. I... Read more »

Baby Foreskin Foot

Baby Foreskin Foot
I’ve had a couple of ulcers on my foot for a few months now. I am diabetic which is slowing the healing process. In an earlier blog I wrote of my knee scooter. Now I write of my brand new additions. My doctor has grafted on neo natal foreskin to help the cells grow to... Read more »

Crummy Jobs: Paid To Garbage Pick

Crummy Jobs: Paid To Garbage Pick
I battled cancer when I was going to enter college again. Medical bills piled up so I decided I needed to work instead because most people are right “so and so bills won’t pay for themselves”. A family friend ran a recycling plant near where I lived. It was within biking distance and sometimes I... Read more »
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My New Life Of Steroids

My New Life Of Steroids
Part of living with MS is living with pain and fatigue. How about that for a fun and cheery opening sentence. That is my life sometimes. The struggle is real. So to fight fatigue and pain my doctor prescribed a week full of a steroid that begins with an S. Solumedrol maybe? I don’t know.... Read more »