Posts in category "comedy"

Cancer: It is a new mother son bond.

Cancer: It is a new mother son bond.
There are certain bonds a mother shares with her son. Sometimes it is a common interest in music or obsessively watching over plants in the garden. Most times the bond between mother and son is the strongest bond of them all. I share a lot of bonds with my mom. I get my smashing good... Read more »

What exactly does it mean to be a grown up?

What exactly does it mean to be a grown up?
When did I realize I was a grown up? Was it my first sip of legal alcohol? Was it cancer? Was it cancer again? Was it my first marriage? Was it when I became engaged again? Was it when I became a step parent? Was it when I became a step parent again? I honestly... Read more »

I got hit by a car!

I got hit by a car!
My exclamation should be noted. I really got ht by a real car. I never thought I would utter those words. Since I ended up with a bruised foot and no broken bones I have decided it is more appropriate to say a car bounced off of me. I am some sort of super hero.... Read more »
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I am a comedian and parent, the kids are lucky

I am a comedian and parent, the kids are lucky
Lately I have been thinking how cool it must be for the kids to have a comedian as a step parent. It is probably better than not having a comedian as a step parent. Of course they are teens or almost teens so they don’t or won’t admit to it. I know they think it... Read more »

I play Pokemon Go and I am not sorry

I play Pokemon Go and I am not sorry
The only thing worse than people who play Pokemon Go are people who brag about playing Pokemon Go. The only thing worse than that are people who write about being apathetic about those who claim my first two sentences. If you are confused I simply don’t care if I am judged for what I do... Read more »

Lemmy Kilmister Knocked Me Out

Lemmy Kilmister Knocked Me Out
Tonight or last night or some night depending on when you read this Lemmy Kilmister died. Lemmy was the lead singer for heavy metal icon, Motörhead. I will admit I don’t know much about Lemmy or Motörhead I just know his affect on pop culture and bands who most were influenced by him. Lemmy was... Read more »
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One Step Closer To Being Eddie Vedder's Best Friend

One Step Closer To Being Eddie Vedder's Best Friend
A short while ago I wrote about my want to be Eddie Vedder’s best friend. I will be honest with you what I thought was reality almost set in and I thought it might be implausible. I mean he is Eddie Vedder lead singer of iconic band Pearl Jam and I am soon to be... Read more »

I Want Eddie Vedder To Be My Best Friend

I Want Eddie Vedder To Be My Best Friend
There was a day in the early 90’s. I was at my friend’s and we were listening to some cassettes he just got. You see, kids, cassettes used to be what music was released on before CDs or MP3s. We listened to Nirvana and this other band named Pearl Jam. The opening track Once features... Read more »

My First Carpool

My First Carpool
It started with a panic. The boy has band camp for a month we both have jobs. We are off on Mondays and Tuesdays so those days are covered. Now we just have to figure out the other three days. He could walk if he leaves at 3 in the afternoon the day before. He... Read more »
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Admitting I Have Man Ego

Admitting I Have Man Ego
It is something I have fought since becoming a man a few years ago. Man ego to me is just as dumb as asking someone how much they can bench. I never thought of myself as a man’s man. I am still not very sure what the fuck that means. I’m a fucking nerd and... Read more »