Archive for July 2014

The Prank War Is On

Yesterday I arrived to my girlfriend’s house after work and I was greeted by her ten year old son. He asked if it was normal that his nose made a crunching sound as he moved it from side to side. Her kids are awesome and I love my time with them. I immediately freaked out.... Read more »

My Fake But Tougher Reasons For My Bum Foot

My Fake But Tougher Reasons For My Bum Foot
I have acquired a knee scooter. Not because I am lazy in one leg but because of a foot thing. I call it a thing because I picture all of you trying to think of what my new affliction is and of me naked. The truth is that the real reason is dumb and not... Read more »

T.J. Maxx Your Return Policy Is Dumb

T.J. Maxx Your Return Policy Is Dumb
Over the weekend I decided I needed summer clothes. There’s no time better than nearly the end of July to realize that. Honestly I hate how I look in shorts and it has been years since I’ve owned a pair. I have a plethora of short sleeve shirts so that was suitable enough. My legs... Read more »
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A Hilarious Year Living With Multiple Sclerosis

A Hilarious Year Living With Multiple Sclerosis
A year ago yesterday I was mistakenly diagnosed with a stroke. Of course someone with many diseases is celebrating this anniversary. I was promptly admitted to the hospital and came to terms with the fact that my life was going to end. I told my girlfriend that if she wanted to move on I would... Read more »

Song By Song Rebuttal To XRT's Most Overrated Songs

Song By Song Rebuttal To XRT's Most Overrated Songs
XRT is one of my favorite radio stations. In fact, since Q101′s demise, let’s face it the new station is not what the old one used to be, I listen to music on my phone. Am I a sellout? Sure, but I’m guaranteed to enjoy the music on my phone more than the radio and... Read more »