Surprise surprise Channing Tatum was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man. I suppose he is sexy just how an emotionless and talentless mannequin is sexy. I agree he is good looking, and though I sound bitter, I am not. I do not expect that I will ever win. I know I am good looking but I do not have rock hard abs and muscles which have come to define sexy.
Instead I am going to let you know of a few awards I could easily win:
The man to ask to open things- You know jars, bottles, and other difficult to open things. I also open doors because I am a gentleman.
Funniest man you know- well I am a comedian so I should be. I am at least in the running for this.
The ukulele-ist man alive- I play the ukulele.
The sexiest Irish/Mexican man alive- I am Irish and Mexican so right there I already have an advantage, plus as I mentioned I am easy on the eyes.
The most random trivia-ist man alive- I know a little about a lot.
The “you keep running I will catch with you”-ist man alive- I am not much of a runner.
The “eh he will do”-ist man alive- in a world of competition I am an awesome consolation prize.
The sexiest blogger alive- sorry just not a lot of competition out there.
One day I will win a meaningless award and I cannot wait. Until then I will let Mr. Tatum have his day. I just hope he finds someone to read People magazine to him.