The Best Of The Best Butt Songs

Thanks to Meghan Trainor and her song All About That Bass butts are all the rage right now. She sings the praises of women with a bigger posterior than the models that paper billboards. In it she claims she’s bringing booty baaaaaaaaack. Which has not a thing to do with being a pirate and retrieving... Read more »

What If We Knew Each Other When We Were Younger?

What If We Knew Each Other When We Were Younger?
I sometimes wonder what would have happened if we met when I was younger. You were the extroverted popular girl. I was the shy nerdy kid who rarely sparked a conversation. Has our path crossed before? Maybe I caught a fleeting glimpse of the one. Only to watch you walk away because what could I... Read more »

Before Alex From Target There Was Patrick From Target

Before Alex From Target There Was Patrick From Target
In a previous life not too long ago I was trying to make my mark in radio. It took longer than expected so I decided to get a job at Target. Well I didn’t but my ex wife really felt strongly that I should for the employee discount. It is not all the glitz and... Read more »
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Thoughts I Had Watching Nik Wallenda Not Fall

Thoughts I Had Watching Nik Wallenda Not Fall
I didn’t expect to give any time to Nik Wallenda tightrope walking over Chicago. Yet there I was not only watching it but recording it so I could leave and come back and watch it. I didn’t take it seriously nor was I cheering this husband and father on as he risked his life. I... Read more »

Modern Day MS: A New Site For MS Information and More

Modern Day MS: A New Site For MS Information and More
I have been diagnosed with MS for over a year now. I still find that I have so many questions. The internet is a great source for answers but I have been looking for a one stop shop to check out and get answers. Not just from professionals but others with MS as well. My... Read more »

Roger Goodell, just admit you effed up

Rog, you are either a bumbling idiot or just a awful dick. You deserve to be fired or not so gracefully resign. Your lies have snowballed and now it is an awful ball of lies overwhelming you. You suck at your job, Goodell and I’m dismissing you. You claimed you didn’t see the video of... Read more »
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Baby Foreskin Foot

Baby Foreskin Foot
I’ve had a couple of ulcers on my foot for a few months now. I am diabetic which is slowing the healing process. In an earlier blog I wrote of my knee scooter. Now I write of my brand new additions. My doctor has grafted on neo natal foreskin to help the cells grow to... Read more »

Crummy Jobs: Paid To Garbage Pick

Crummy Jobs: Paid To Garbage Pick
I battled cancer when I was going to enter college again. Medical bills piled up so I decided I needed to work instead because most people are right “so and so bills won’t pay for themselves”. A family friend ran a recycling plant near where I lived. It was within biking distance and sometimes I... Read more »

My New Life Of Steroids

My New Life Of Steroids
Part of living with MS is living with pain and fatigue. How about that for a fun and cheery opening sentence. That is my life sometimes. The struggle is real. So to fight fatigue and pain my doctor prescribed a week full of a steroid that begins with an S. Solumedrol maybe? I don’t know.... Read more »
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The NFL should be ashamed of itself

Ray Rice, a nearly washed up running back for the Baltimore Ravens, beat his fiancé, whom his now wife, hard enough to knock her out. So the NFL grew a back bone and suspended him forever, right? Nope, Roger Goodell who set himself up to be McGruff the Crime Dog when he fell into the... Read more »