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Top high school recruit Curtis Grant has committed to the Ohio State Buckeyes.  Grant says that he is "really looking forward to not taking tests, getting several cars, and mad white bitches."

With the popularity of online multiplayer games like World of Warcraft, more and more real life couples are having their wedding ceremonies in the virtual world.  Most of the couples' honeymoons are of course taking place in the groom's mother's basement. 

Tyler Perry is replacing Morgan Freeman as psychologist-detective Alex Cross from "Along Came a Spider."  Oddly enough, Freeman will replace Perry in "Madea you so Krazy." 

The White Stripes have officially split, putting an end to future albums and live performances.  In more important news, I'm wearing socks. 

A homeless couple won tickets to the Superbowl from a contest on the streets of Green Bay. When asked how they felt about winning the tickets, the couple replied, "Tickets? Oh, we sold those for crack hours ago." 
Also, it turned out that the couple wasn't homeless, but just your run of the mill Packer fans. 

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