Lindsay Lohan goes from jail to rehab, Charlie Sheen avoids jail and is ordered to spend 30 days in rehab, and Lady Gaga admits she still occasionally uses drugs. The message is clear kids, if you want to be famous you have to do drugs. So just have your parents drop you off anywhere on Division after 11 pm and you'll probably be on Glee.
Levi Johnston blows it with Bristol Palin again. Way to go jerk, she's even hotter than her mom. The split is credited to rumors that Levi might have fathered a child with another lady. When it comes to some mystery child... Levi, you might be the father!!!
All right stop collaborate and listen... news broke that Justin Bieber has a 3D movie in the works. Now we can wonder why he's famous in 3D! When I was 13, awkward, sometimes chubby and rapped terribly, no one wanted me, not even the scout leader. I had to earn my merit badges.
Brett Favre is sending crazy texts again. I think it's the painkillers talking! The Vikings should give Mel Gibson a bottle of Jack and have him leave Brett some voicemails. That will teach him to annually crap on Football. Jennifer Aniston is considering appearing on "Cougar Town," so I think she also wants to retire.