Calibration Exercises for Communicating in the New Millennium

Agree or disagree -- let’s at least try and get on the same scale.

  • On a scale of 1 to Apple Maps, how bad is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to The View, how insufferable is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Java updates, how needy is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to the soap scum on my glass shower door, how resilient is she?
  • On a scale of 1 to California high-speed rail, how far over-budget are we?
  • On a scale of 1 to Hugh Grant in a rom-com, how inept is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to Lena Dunham, how TMI is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to the Lost series finale, how disappointing is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Elizabeth Holmes' affected voice, how disturbing is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Point Break, how campy is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to men's cologne, how unnecessary is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to your first livejournal, how emo is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Claire Danes’ cry face, how cringeworthy is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Kim Jong Un after a nap, how hungry are you?
  • On a scale of 1 to has-a-face-tattoo, how unemployable is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to white people and their dogs, how in love are they?
  • On a scale of 1 to Brexit, how fucked are we?
  • On a scale of 1 to LinkedIn skills endorsements, how meaningless is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Bjork, how much of a space cadet is she?
  • On a scale of 1 to a reCAPTCHA test featuring images of storefronts, how difficult is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Florida, how much of a shitshow is it?
  • On a scale of 1 to Jack Dorsey's tweets on his silent meditation retreat in Myanmar, how tone deaf is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to a Tesla fanboy, how brainwashed is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to Y2K, how anticlimactic was it?
  • On a scale of 1 to James Comey, how sanctimonious is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to Bob Dylan’s reaction to his Nobel Prize, how much do you not care about this?
  • On a scale of 1 to Felicity Huffman, how desperate is she?
  • On a scale of 1 to Jussie Smollett, how extra is he?
  • On a scale of 1 to gluten, how unfairly maligned is it?

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