No One Speaks or Blinks Until We Get Through All of Khaleesi's Airs

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen,
First of Her Name,
Unburnt,
Queen of the Andals and the First Men,
Wearer of Impossibly Neat & Heavy Braids,
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea,
Moon of Khal Drogo's life,
Queen of Mereen,
Knowing Cause of Jorah's Blue Balls,
Mhysa of the Unsullied,
Commander of the Second Sons,
Horrific Actress,
Breaker of Chains,
MOTHAH OF DRAGONS...

Apparently serving injustice with justice begins with reading off Daenerys' entire resume to every supplicant who dares to query.

Other questions/thoughts to ponder after this week's episode:

  • Will the Prince Oberyn of Dorne ever sit up straight in his chair?
  • Will Stannis and Littlefinger ever stop whispering all their lines?
  • Where is Rickon?
  • They pronounce "dynasty" as "dinn-esty" in Westeros?
  • Will Varys' hands ever emerge from his makeshift muff of long sleeves? Does he actually have hands? Or where those cut off, too?

Finally, how can this week's goatherd show even compare to this classic gem?

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