"you can't work with someone who won't be worked with"
-- jillian michaels on the biggest loser.
ii) i am afraid of jillian michaels.
iii) is this show supposed to be inspirational? because i'm watching it while stuffing my face with dessert and rooting for the chick who just quit in week one.
admittedly, it is mildly inspirational, particularly the scenes in which contestants are running and lifting and lunging till they vomit and jillian the she-man yells shit that makes no sense, but says it with so much conviction the poor contestants start crying and immediately capitulate.
jillian: you should think bigger. consider a career as a dictator of a second world country or something.
"just when i thought you were done throwing up, you gave me another surprise throw up"
-- the other trainer on the biggest loser, just now
okay i take it back. i guess they all talk like this.
* the placebo song has nothing to do with the content of the post.
Filed under: Uncategorized