What is it about jogging?

What is it about jogging?
via jockular

Any time you hear a story of rape (the legitimate kind), kidnapping, spotting a completely naked man in the park, the victim was always jogging at the time. How can that be? Statistically, is this possible?

I'm fairly certain it's because no one wants to admit he/she was in fact picking his/her nose/wedgie behind the privacy of a wide-trunked tree in the park. However, in case these victims were in fact jogging, obviously rules and signs need to be made for parks and sidewalks. "Walking or sprinting allowed. No jogging under any circumstances."

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