Game of Thrones S7E5: Gendry's back!

Game of Thrones S7E5: Gendry's back!
Previously on Game of Thrones: Ser Davos was the best. Daenerys was the worst. Littlefinger lurked. Jorah pined. Daenerys over-enunciated “strategy.” This week on Game of Thrones: Ser Davos is the best. Daenerys is the worst. Littlefinger lurks. Jorah pines. Daenerys over-enunciates “destroy.” Also… Daenerys’ ego is writing checks her body can’t cash. She demands that all... Read more »

Game of Thrones S7E4: Daenerys is Donald Trump

Previously on Game of Thrones: Daeneyrs was the worst. Ser Davos was the best. This week: Daenerys is the worst. Ser Davos is the best. I enjoyed this episode. I liked the old crew getting back together at Winterfell. Even if they’re all emotionless weirdos now, the Starks Reunited gives me some hope. I also... Read more »

Game of Thrones S7E3: a finger in the bum is worth two in the bush

Daenerys is the worst. Ser Davos is the best. Missandei is Daenerys’ most trusted advisor? I thought she was her most trusted braider and bather. Then what is Tyrion? I’m so confused. Tyrion’s devotion to Daenerys is rather peculiar. He seems desperate, latching onto something, someone, for some sense of identity since he decided he... Read more »
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Game of Thrones S7E2: The Return of Hot Pie

Game of Thrones S7E2: The Return of Hot Pie
Hot Pie! Returns. And he feeds Arya some hot pie. That’s really the only important thing to recall from this episode. Other thoughts: Melisandre also returns, and ugh. She falls into the same bucket as Littlefinger. The one that forces Brienne to question aloud for all of us, “why is s/he still here?” Melisandre serves... Read more »

Game of Thrones Season 7 Premiere: Battle of the Battle Maps

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: this show has always been about the Battle Maps. S/He who has the second best map will take all–you heard it here first. Why second best, you ask? Because s/he who devotes too much energy to getting the best map is clearly focused on the wrong... Read more »

Especially for women fixers, Uber culture is unfixable

Especially for women fixers, Uber culture is unfixable
In my dream world (cue the excellent Midnight Oil tune), Uber as we know it is completely dissolved: Cash raised (or what remains of the last round of financing after all those unsustainable rider subsidies and shitty bro-out parties) is returned to stakeholders, Arianna Huffington goes back to focusing on naps, Engineers and technology go to Lyft,... Read more »
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The Most Important Thing, According to...

Michael Bluth & Dom Toretto (Fast & Furious): Family George Michael Bluth & Mom: Breakfast Warren Buffett: Economic Moats Wu-Tang Clan & most of Asia: Cash The rest of Asia: Gold Pie lovers: The Crust Investment Bankers: Multiples Investors: Returns Traders: Earnings Buy & Hold Investors: Management Managers: People Employees: Recognition Vladimir Putin: Empire William... Read more »

A Guide to Internet Laughter

ha Sigh. ha! That was good! Gold star! haha Nice try LOL This is a lie. ROFL Exponential lie. I’m smiling only because I just pronounced ROFL as ‘row-full’ in my head, and now daydreaming about AOL days when this acronym was new, exciting, and amusing hahaha Very good! Two gold stars. hahaha! Unexpectedly very good, equivalent to two gold stars molded,... Read more »

Time Well Spent

In the time that I’ve spent untangling headphone/earbud cords throughout my life, it has been estimated* that I could have instead: 1) Read all the Game of Thrones books 2) Completed 3-5 online Ph.Ds from the University of Phoenix 3) Learned how to knit and knitted a scarf for each one of you for the holidays... Read more »
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Apple iWatch: Russian Doll Edition

So, you guys do realize the iWatch is but a mini iPhone which is a mini iPad Mini which is literally a mini iPad which has its own mini version via the iPad Air which is a mini Macbook Air which is a mini Macbook, right? In other words, Apple has been re-releasing the same... Read more »
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