We conducted a taste test to find out what the difference between milk produced by God and the devil would be. We found that those who got the devil's milk and God's milk both substituted milk from an everyday mom and said it was just right. The mom smiled and said when will you both leave home so that I can have a life?
Did you ever just want to walk up to someone and say would you be my mom? Pull up a breast and she would carry you off into the sunset. Every child's dream - I will be held and carried forever.
And every mom just imagines babies as far as the eye can see, all needing their part of her. Until one says - 'when I grow up I want to be just like you' - and she realizes value and abandons all the others to keep the one that will eventually leave and learn to support her in her old age.
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