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33 of the Weirdest Restaurant Names

By TracySchmidt, July 20, 2010 at 1:45 am

Before opening a restaurant or cafe, most business owners give considerable thought to the name of the establishment. The right name and signage can go a long way towards a restaurant's success... or ultimate failure. The restaurant business isn't easy to begin with, it's hard work and many fail to make enough profits to remain open in the long run. Given that fact, we have to wonder, what were these people thinking when they named these restaurants?

Soon Fatt
If you keep eating fast food, you will be.
Lick-A-Chick
Oddly, the place looks deserted.
El Rape
Adventures in dining.
Nasty Buffet
Sounds delicious.
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Sounds like fun... but I'll pass.
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Crapittos
Despite the name, it looks pretty cozy.
Cabbages and Condoms
Because you don't want a side of STDs.
Star Fucks
Lost in translation.
Tasty Chick
Just one girl running the whole place?
Happy Crack
You'll keep coming back for more. Count on it.
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Wo Fat
Slow down on the noodles!
Fuk mi
All you can eat.
Dicks
100% Beef.
Flavors of Negros
Exactly what are they serving here?
ChickPizz
Chicken and pizza, of course.
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Chewy Balls
No. Just.. no.
Hung Far Low
Popular with the ladies.
What the Pho
We don't know either.
Ho Ho Restaurant
One more and you've got a Christmas theme going.
Six Feet Under
Worried about food illnesses?
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Bung Hole
Please tell me they serve tossed salads.
Yu Kee
I don't think I'd enjoy it.
Rong Phuk
You have made an error.
Pho Bich Nga
This just sounds SO offensive.
McWanks
No thanks.
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Phat Phuc
Insulted yet?
Crabby Dicks
"Dip yer balls in our seaman sauce."
Buttyboys
No idea what they serve here, but I'm not interested.
Grumpy's
Not known for friendly service.
The Golden Stool
Not eating it, even if it's 24 karat.
Phuket
I don't care, what do you want for dinner?
Sexy Pig
Eat it.
Dirty Dicks
Wonder how the Dept. of Health and Sanitation feels about this place...
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  • shesips said July 29, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Too funny! Where do you guys find the photos for these posts?

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