The Top 16 Reasons why I'm Farting while You're Hitting on Me
This is my life. Thanks for #14,¬†Marlena Riddell. It’s my favorite. You talk about your job in the first 30 seconds of conversation. Hi, I’m John and I work for dicksuckdotcom. I don’t care. You tell me about your cat. Nothing screams emotional instability like a grown man with a pet cat. I had eggs... Read more »