Posts tagged "Tony Campana"

Future Hall of Famer Tony Campana Traded From Cubs; Heart to be Retired at Flag Pole

Future Hall of Famer Tony Campana Traded From Cubs; Heart to be Retired at Flag Pole
CHICAGO – In a trade that will surely rival Frank Robinson’s shipment to Baltimore in 1966 and Lou Brock’s move to St. Louis in 1964, the Chicago Cubs traded future Hall of Fame outfielder Tony Campana to the Arizona Diamondbacks for two pitching prospects. “It was a tough decision,” stated Cubs GM Jed Hoyer.  “We... Read more »

Mitt Romney Confident 47 Percent of Cubs Fans Will Still Like Tony Campana For No Reason

Mitt Romney Confident 47 Percent of Cubs Fans Will Still Like Tony Campana For No Reason
LAKE FOREST – During a lunch hour fundraiser, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney stirred up the Chicago-area crowd by speaking on a controversial issue…Chicago Cubs outfielder Tony Campana. “Every time you look at these polls of Cubs fans’ approval rating for Tony Campana, you see that 47% number is locked in.  47%, 47%, 47%.  Where... Read more »

"Why the Hell Didn't You Show Up at My Birthday Party?" by Tony Campana

"Why the Hell Didn't You Show Up at My Birthday Party?" by Tony Campana
(Just a couple days ago, Tony Campana invited all of his friends to a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.  He turned 26 today.  The link (click here) gives details of how cool it’s gonna be….unfortunately, one of his best friends didn’t show up.) Hey, it’s me again.  Tony Campana.  Yeah, remember me?  I was the... Read more »
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"I Can't Wait for My Birthday Party at Chuck E. Cheese!" by Tony Campana

"I Can't Wait for My Birthday Party at Chuck E. Cheese!" by Tony Campana
(The following is a copy of an e-mail sent by Tony Campana to potential attendees of his birthday party on Wednesday night.) “Hey guys!  What’s up? I’m doin’ great.  As you know, I’m turning seven on Wednesday.  Now, I know, some of you older folks were probably thinking of a club…some pub…maybe even some beer and... Read more »