Posts tagged "tom brady"

Chicago Tough Horoscope Super Bowl Edition

Chicago Tough Horoscope Super Bowl Edition
It’s official!  The New York Giants and New England Patriots are going to lock horns for the World’s Championship of Professional Football.  For this Super Bowl we’ll just call it the ‘Two Really Obnoxious and Annoying East Coast Fan Bases Yelling at Each Other for Two Weeks.”  Sound good?  You know what sounds better?  My... Read more »

Chicago Tough Picks of the Weekend: Divisional Playoff Payoff

Chicago Tough Picks of the Weekend: Divisional Playoff Payoff
In case you have been sleeping under a rock, the entire universe has been stunned by my baffling .500 record over 70+ games.  The fact that you could pick names out of a hat and match my record does not make me happy. But these weekend picks will.  Ever melt butter and pour it over... Read more »

Tom Brady Tebows After Getting Out of Shower; Thanks God for Awesome Lovelife

Tom Brady Tebows After Getting Out of Shower; Thanks God for Awesome Lovelife
BOSTON – After drying off his chiseled physique, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady fell to his knees and thanked God. “Lord, you have blessed me.  I got every girl I wanted in high school…all the ladies at Michigan.  I enjoyed many relationships without an official license for um…activity…and now I wound up with this supermodel…who is currently... Read more »
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