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Posts tagged "soccer"

Japan Victory in World Cup Miraculously Repairs Nation to Previous State

Japan Victory in World Cup Miraculously Repairs Nation to Previous State
TOKYO – Many thought that if the Japanese women’s team could prevail over the United States, it would improve morale in the rebuilding nation. Boy, were they wrong. Moments after Japan defeated the United States 2-2 in penalty kicks, the entire nation that was affected by the 2011 Tohoku earthquake retrurned to its previous state... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
July 17, 2011 at 8:28 pm
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Area man wondering why he was caring about soccer

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS- 48 year old Jim “Jimbo” Neely of Arlington Heights spent most of his Sunday mowing his lawn, tending his garden, and drinking a rock and rye in his garage. Like any blue-blooded American, Neely enjoys his time off.  So, when questioned why he spent most of yesterday watching soccer, Neely stammered in answering... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
June 27, 2010 at 10:07 pm
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Breaking up with the Cubs

Breaking up with the Cubs
Dear Cubs, A lot has changed since we met.  It was 1987.  Wrigley Field didn’t have lights.  The only people who watched your games on the rooftop were construction workers making repairs to the aged buildings. Those were the days…it was so innocent. I was happy with you as a last place team.  You were... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
June 20, 2010 at 9:29 pm
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