Posts tagged "Sausage"

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week September 29th and 30th

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week September 29th and 30th
I’m not going to sit here and gloat…okay, maybe I will. Last week, I pulled off a 5-1 record.  3-0 in college, 2-1 in the NFL.  As the weeks go by, however, the lines get tougher based on increased data…and folks like me get caught going back and forth and back and forth. Can I... Read more »

10 Solid Predictions for Bears vs. Packers

10 Solid Predictions for Bears vs. Packers
When the Bears and Packers meet for the 185th time on Thursday it will mark the 185th occurrence of ‘unabashed meatballery’ to strike Chicago. And there’s nothing wrong with that. The Bears and Packers have met every season since 1921 (except the strike-shortened 1982 campaign).  This doesn’t beg me to wax poetic about the rivalry…it... Read more »

350 Pound Female Packers Fan Sent to Hospital After Struggling to Put on Camo

350 Pound Female Packers Fan Sent to Hospital After Struggling to Put on Camo
TOMAHAWK, WI- Meredith Wolski of Tomahawk tried valiantly late Tuesday to fit into her Mossy Oak Break Up jacket and pant combo. It was soon after that Tomahawk authorities found the 350 pound Wolski out of breath on her bedroom floor. “We hear this all the time,” cited Tomahawk police chief Ralph Simmons.  “The women... Read more »
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AREA SAUSAGE BURNS TO CRISP IN ELMWOOD PARK GRILL

ELMWOOD PARK- John Dooley, an aspiring writer from Elmwood Park, found himself amidst one of his darker hours on Sunday afternoon. “We were just sitting around cooking some Polish and Italian.  I turned to talk to my wife, and before you know it a sausage had somehow rolled over.  Mollie and I were talking about next... Read more »