Posts tagged "Pittsburgh Penguins"

French-Canadians Threaten to Pussify NHL Playoffs

MONTREAL- A gaggle of effete Montreal socialites gathered at the Bell Centre to cheer on their beloved Canadiens.  ‘Les Canadiens’ have advanced to the Eastern Conference Semifinal round after upsetting the mighty Washington Capitals.  The success has given a festive flair to the snooty French-Canadian city. Look at the banners! “Let me finish this, eh, croissant,”... Read more »

Chicago Tough's Weekend Viewing Guide (3/27-3/28)

Well, well, well.  Another weekend of yard work.  Get those seeds on the lawn!  Time to bust out some spring cleaning.  Don’t have plans?  Well, that’s why I created a meatball’s viewing guide.  Remember, we’re all part meatball.  We hate our inner meatball…and sometimes, we embrace our inner meatball. SATURDAY 8:00 am Shatner’s Raw Nerve... Read more »