Posts tagged "Patrick Sharp"

Patrick Sharp Injury Leaves Blackhawks 72% Less Attractive

Patrick Sharp Injury Leaves Blackhawks 72% Less Attractive
CHICAGO – In one fell swoop, the Chicago Blackhawks returned to being ordinary-looking hooligans. The unfortunate wrist injury to the handsome and charming Patrick Sharp has left the Hawks shorthanded…not just in players, but in total beauty. “We’re reeling,” stated gruff elder statesman Sean O’Donnell.  “I’m not the same guy I was 10 years ago…hey,... Read more »

Survey of Female Blackhawks Fans Coping With Patrick Sharp Injury

Survey of Female Blackhawks Fans Coping With Patrick Sharp Injury