Posts tagged "offensive coordinator"

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'
LAKE FOREST - New Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman sent shockwaves through football by revealing what people could expect of his 2013 Chicago Bears. “This…is a yard stick…and this is me snapping this yard stick in half!  No more! No more!  That’s right, bitches…We’re going metric in this mutha!” Gasps throughout the press corps were immediately interrupted... Read more »

Raiders Excited to Hire New Coach and Fire Him Within One Year; Tice to Interview

Raiders Excited to Hire New Coach and Fire Him Within One Year; Tice to Interview
OAKLAND – Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie is excited. “We’re just a couple days into my service here as general manager, and I can assure you that the ‘Raider Way’ will continue.  Our constant focus on hiring coaches and firing them within one or two years will continue…our fans need not worry!” The Raiders’ recent... Read more »