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New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'
LAKE FOREST - New Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman sent shockwaves through football by revealing what people could expect of his 2013 Chicago Bears. “This…is a yard stick…and this is me snapping this yard stick in half!  No more! No more!  That’s right, bitches…We’re going metric in this mutha!” Gasps throughout the press corps were immediately interrupted... Read more »

Chicago Tough Podcast Deluxe: Bears Review, NFL Review, Pablo Sandoval, and Alex Talks About Vance Law

Chicago Tough Podcast Deluxe: Bears Review, NFL Review, Pablo Sandoval, and Alex Talks About Vance Law
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NFL RedZone's 'QuadBox' Breaks Up Family Intervention

NFL RedZone's 'QuadBox' Breaks Up Family Intervention
BUFFALO GROVE – Donna Peterson has struggled with her son’s drug use over the past two years.  On Sunday, she set up an intervention with a counselor, her husband, and several family members. “It hasn’t been just one thing,” said the matriarch of the Peterson family.  “It’s been booze, pills, more booze…it’s starting to disrupt... Read more »
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Thousands of Wisconsinites Fearing They'll Have Nothing to Live for After Thursday

Thousands of Wisconsinites Fearing They'll Have Nothing to Live for After Thursday
GREEN BAY – Stosh Warzawski of Green Bay spent most of Sunday evening rocking nervously in his living room chair. “I’ve got to make plans in case we lose to the Bears on Thursday.  I don’t want to do this, but…I gotta find a lake where I can ice fish, bolt myself into a room... Read more »

Chicago Tough's 12 Days of Super Bowl: Grading the Announcers

Chicago Tough's 12 Days of Super Bowl: Grading the Announcers
I’m not one to live and die by an announcer’s performance in a big game. Living in Chicago, we have to deal with Hawk Harrelson…so, we’ve all learned how to tune out some really annoying stuff. However, the Super Bowl has had an interesting collection of announcers calling the biggest games in football history.  Tonight,... Read more »

Marvin Lewis Challenges that Bengals Lost to Texans

Marvin Lewis Challenges that Bengals Lost to Texans
HOUSTON – Moments after the final gun at Reliant Stadium, Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis grabbed a bag full of used red flags and challenged the Texans victory. “This score has been completely falsified!  I would like to know the mathematicians who are up to this hijinks!  Where’s Goodell?!” The NFL commissioner was alone in... Read more »
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'Twas the Night Before a Chicago Tough Christmas...

'Twas the Night Before a Chicago Tough Christmas...
‘Twas the night before a Chicago Tough Christmas, when all through the house No food was remaining, all eaten by Jerry Krause! The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that Matt Forte would return next year healthy; and hopefully a Bear. The children of Chicago; all snug in their beds Have... Read more »

What Would You Like to See the NFL Change for 2011?

What Would You Like to See the NFL Change for 2011?
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Chicago Tough Game Review, Patriots 377 Bears -5

CHICAGO- I don’t remember a lot from high school. Maybe it was the football hits…I don’t know. But I do remember my statistics class. We used to go over sets of data, and any outlier would be negated if it went too far beyond the normal range of figures. I think any rational football fan would... Read more »
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Game Review: Bears 16, Dolphins 0

Game Review: Bears 16, Dolphins 0
I always wondered what it was like to be a fan of an opposing team while facing an inept Chicago Bears quarterback. How wonderful would it be to have your favorite defense lineup against the likes of Henry Burris, Chad Hutchinson, Jonathon Quinn, Steve Stenstrom, Moses Moreno, and Rick Mirer. Insert Tyler Thigpen. The Dolphins... Read more »
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