Tag: NATO Summit

Chicago Tough Horoscope (NATO Pat Summitt Edition!) 5/17-5/23

Chicago Tough Horoscope (NATO Pat Summitt Edition!) 5/17-5/23
We here at Chicago Tough find it imperative that out international visitors receive a warm welcome. This weekend is the annual NATO Summit.  Chicago has a chance to showcase its beauty to the world!  For us, we don’t know how to give people a warm welcome…it’s not our strong suit.  As a matter of fact,... Read more »

Cubs and White Sox Series to Unite Fan Bases; Both Sides Vow to Pummel Any NATO Protestor that Comes Within Six Feet

Cubs and White Sox Series to Unite Fan Bases; Both Sides Vow to Pummel Any NATO Protestor that Comes Within Six Feet
CHICAGO – Normally, the annual cross-town series between the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox is filled with bitter arguments fueled by liquor and ignorance.  This year, however, the two sides will come together to celebrate their united passion: hating smelly protestors with no discernible message. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) will travel to... Read more »