Tag: Michael Jordan

Local Middle School Teachers Prepare for New School Year and Ridiculous Proclomations on How LeBron is the Greatest Player of All-Time

Local Middle School Teachers Prepare for New School Year and Ridiculous Proclomations on How LeBron is the Greatest Player of All-Time
BUFFALO GROVE – “Oh, God…here we go again,” muttered Cooper Middle School teacher Jenny Kravec.  “I swear to God I have to do this more with each passing year.” Mrs. Kravec’s 7th grade biology class was interrupted Monday by an argument between Andy Goldsmith and Patrick Herring. “First day of school.  Seriously?  First day of school... Read more »

Bulls Coach Thibodeau Straining to Find Things to Stess About After Hot Start; Bludgeoning of Cavs

Bulls Coach Thibodeau Straining to Find Things to Stess About After Hot Start; Bludgeoning of Cavs
CLEVELAND – Sitting alone in the visitor’s coaching office, Chicago Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau searched for new things to be angry about. “This Gatorade is warm!” said a frustrated Thibodeau as he slammed a cup to the ground.  “How are we supposed to win a championship with this Gatorade!” Thibodeau has been searching valiantly... Read more »

Baby Jesus Shows Up Two Days Early to Purchase Air Jordans; Mauled in Line

Baby Jesus Shows Up Two Days Early to Purchase Air Jordans; Mauled in Line
CHICAGO – Two days before his normal arrival, Jesus of Nazareth ignored reports from his father to arrive on December 25th and became one of thousands looking to purchase new Air Jordans. In line at the Nike Store at 85th and Cottage Grove, a babe showed up in swaddling clothes…laying in a manger before hundreds of... Read more »
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Famous Game 3s; Chicago Bulls NBA Finals Games

Famous Game 3s; Chicago Bulls NBA Finals Games
Why be upset that our Bulls aren’t in the NBA Finals?  We have plenty of great memories to relive!  This is another installment in Chicago Bulls lore. Tonight, the Heat and Mavs played a classic.  The Miami Heat were able to pull away 88-86 to take a 2-1 series lead…but does it match up with... Read more »

Famous Game 2s: Chicago Bulls NBA Finals

So, the Chicago Bulls didn’t make the NBA Finals?  Psha!  We don’t need new memories…we have old ones! If the ’85 Bears have taught us anything it’s that the present is lame…the past is awesome! GAME 2 1991 NBA FINALS The Bulls had come off a tough Game 1 loss at the Stadium to the... Read more »

What are We Doing Now That Bulls Season is Over?

What are We Doing Now That Bulls Season is Over?
So, what are we doing now that Bulls season is over? The Cubs and Sox leave us little to be desired…below are the results!
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Kobe Bryant Surpasses Michael Jordan After Dominant Dallas Series

Kobe Bryant Surpasses Michael Jordan After Dominant Dallas Series
DALLAS – Kobe Bryant finally did it. Moments after the Los Angeles Lakers’ Game 4 loss to the Dallas Mavericks in the Western Conference Semifinals, Bryant met with the media. “I guess I can finally say I’ve passed Jordan…and what a feeling!” Bryant led the defending world champions to a four game sweep at the hands... Read more »

Bulls vs. Hawks, Round 2, 2011 NBA Playoffs (Jordan/Mutombo '97)

Bulls vs. Hawks, Round 2, 2011 NBA Playoffs (Jordan/Mutombo '97)
We apologize for the lack of articles lately.  It’s been a one man show. My wife is almost at nine months, our son is sick…so…yeah…not a lot of time. Additional writers are going to be put on the site in the upcoming months. I’ll be posting more graphs, polls, videos, etc. since they are less... Read more »

Chicago Tough's Top 10 Bulls Playoff Victories (1988-1993 edition)

Chicago Tough's Top 10 Bulls Playoff Victories (1988-1993 edition)
Some readers here are old enough to remember the Bulls’ first ever playoff series win over the Detroit Pistons in 1974. Others didn’t get introduced to the team until the championship years. Even more didn’t come along until well after the championships. I’m stuck somewhere in the middle.  My first year remembering an entire Bulls season front to... Read more »
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Chicago Tough's 2011 Dead Pool

Chicago Tough's 2011 Dead Pool
Bring out your dead! Chicago Tough’s annual dead pool is back and better than ever. We understand that each of us could go at anytime, so, naturally, we all put ourselves #1 on the list. But after #1?  That’s shown below.  The rules are it must be somebody without a debilitating disease and it must... Read more »