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Cubs Set to Hire Morgan Freeman as New Analyst; Impressed by Ability to Make Crap Sound Great

Cubs Set to Hire Morgan Freeman as New Analyst; Impressed by Ability to Make Crap Sound Great
CHICAGO – It took only a couple of moments for Chicago Cubs mastermind Tom Ricketts to hire acclaimed actor Morgan Freeman as the team’s new colour analyst. “We got the demo tape, and…I think he was giving commentary on a Cubs-Padres game last year, but…it just sounded so…beautiful.” The Cubs received word yesterday that Bob... Read more »

Osama Bin Ladin Still Couldn't Believe Rivera Blew Save in 9th Inning of Game 7

Osama Bin Ladin Still Couldn't Believe Rivera Blew Save in 9th Inning of Game 7
ISLAMABAD- Shortly before Osama Bin Ladin was killed by U.S. Special Forces, the leader of Al-Qaeda still struggled with the fact that Mariano Rivera had blown Game 7 of the 2001 World Series. The leader of the Islamist terrorist group had been stuck in the mountains of Afghanistan since November of 2001.  Without television that... Read more »