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National Writer Really Excited to Use Resurrection Metaphor for Denver Victory

National Writer Really Excited to Use Resurrection Metaphor for Denver Victory
DENVER – “Ooooh!  I”ve got an idea…and I’m not going to tell anyone!” The Oregonian NFL writer Jeff Pearlbloom squealed in excitement when the Broncos pulled off a miraculous 13-10 overtime victory over the Chicago Bears on Sunday.  It was Pearlbloom’s first time seeing a Broncos game as the main report for the The Oregonian... Read more »

Cutler's Inability to Use Thumb Makes Breakfast Disastrous; Jay Drenched in Cocoa Puffs

Cutler's Inability to Use Thumb Makes Breakfast Disastrous; Jay Drenched in Cocoa Puffs
CHICAGO – While the majority of Chicagoans mourned the news of Jay Cutler’s pending thumb surgery, the 28 year-old gunslinger sat in his kitchen struggling with the basics of life. Like eating breakfast. “I can do everything that everybody else does.  The broken thumb doesn’t bother me in the least…but.” After breaking his thumb during the... Read more »

Jay Cutler Tells Close Friends After the Game that He Just 'Fell Down the Stairs'

Jay Cutler Tells Close Friends After the Game that He Just 'Fell Down the Stairs'
DETROIT – Drinking in a local establishment with former classmates, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler fended off questions about numerous cuts, scrapes, and bruises on his body. “Oh, these?” said a surprised Cutler after pointing to a large bruise on his neck.  “This is nothing.  I just…I, uh…I fell down the stairs.  You know, I’m just…I’m... Read more »
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Bears vs. Seahawks: Tale of the Tape

Bears vs. Seahawks: Tale of the Tape
Hi…I’m one slimy SOB. While we slowly trudge through the week towards Sunday’s big battle between the Bears and Seahawks, let’s take a moment to compare the two teams competing:   BEARS SEAHAWKS Why mascot is tough… Loud roar…big claws…big teeth…did we mention the roar? Can totally pick a fish out of the water while flying... Read more »
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