Tag: LeBron James

Local Middle School Teachers Prepare for New School Year and Ridiculous Proclomations on How LeBron is the Greatest Player of All-Time

Local Middle School Teachers Prepare for New School Year and Ridiculous Proclomations on How LeBron is the Greatest Player of All-Time
BUFFALO GROVE – “Oh, God…here we go again,” muttered Cooper Middle School teacher Jenny Kravec.  “I swear to God I have to do this more with each passing year.” Mrs. Kravec’s 7th grade biology class was interrupted Monday by an argument between Andy Goldsmith and Patrick Herring. “First day of school.  Seriously?  First day of school... Read more »

What's Worse Than Wearing a LeBron James Jersey to Church? (Chicago Tough Poll)

We’re not LeBron James haters here at Chicago Tough.  We think that #6 is one of the most talented men in basketball history to lace ’em up.  However, we do have an issue with people who can’t wear something decent to church…and more importantly, those who feel that wearing a basketball jersey suffices as ‘tasteful’…and... Read more »

The Greatest Internship Ever; by Erik Spoelstra

The Greatest Internship Ever; by Erik Spoelstra
(The following paper is an end of term review by Miami Heat stand-in coach Erik Spoelstra detailing his ‘most awesomest’ internship with Heat organization.  Spoelstra is finishing his final year in Sports Management at the University of Miami.) Two roads diverged in a wood, and I– I took the one less traveled by, And that... Read more »
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Famous Game 3s; Chicago Bulls NBA Finals Games

Famous Game 3s; Chicago Bulls NBA Finals Games
Why be upset that our Bulls aren’t in the NBA Finals?  We have plenty of great memories to relive!  This is another installment in Chicago Bulls lore. Tonight, the Heat and Mavs played a classic.  The Miami Heat were able to pull away 88-86 to take a 2-1 series lead…but does it match up with... Read more »

What are We Doing Now That Bulls Season is Over?

What are We Doing Now That Bulls Season is Over?
So, what are we doing now that Bulls season is over? The Cubs and Sox leave us little to be desired…below are the results!

What Should Have Joakim Noah Said to that Miami Heat Fan?

What Should Have Joakim Noah Said to that Miami Heat Fan?
Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls was caught using a gay slur during their Game 3 loss to the Miami Heat on Sunday. This issue could have been averted if Noah responded to the situation differently. Here is a poll of possible responses:
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How Will We View LeBron's Celebration in One Year?

How Will We View LeBron's Celebration in One Year?
He kissed the court, pumped his fists, and reacted like a world’s champion…but how will we view LeBron’s celebration in one year?      

An Open Response to LeBron James' Press Conference

An Open Response to LeBron James' Press Conference
MIAMI- LeBron James responded to questions from the media after the Miami Heat’s 97-87 victory over the Boston Celtics to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. As usual, Chicago Tough was there, listening…with eyes peeled and ears open…here’s our translation of James’ sound bites: “Everything went through my mind at that point,” James said. “Finally... Read more »

Even Drew Carey ignoring Cleveland; city to slide into Lake Erie

Even Drew Carey ignoring Cleveland; city to slide into Lake Erie
It’s hard to see a friend hit rock bottom.  There he is…sitting alone at 10 a.m. in your neighborhood bar; struggling to get a beer in his mouth without his shaking hands dropping the glass. You want to help…but you know there’s nothing you can do.  No rehab, no intervention, no hope. Such is the existence... Read more »
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LeBron signs armistice at 11th minute of 11th hour

LeBron signs armistice at 11th minute of 11th hour
GERMANY- LeBron James will not be remembered for signing his free agent papers at 12 a.m. Eastern time tonight. However, he will be remembered for signing an armistice ending all military action on Europe’s western front…albeit, in a time machine.  After millions of deaths between American, French, British, German and various european troops, the war has finally... Read more »