Posts tagged "Joel Quenneville"

Blackhawks Can't Believe President Obama not in Locker Room to Present President's Trophy

Blackhawks Can't Believe President Obama not in Locker Room to Present President's Trophy
EDMONTON- Standing in the locker room after the Chicago Blackhawks defeated the Edmonton Oilers 4-1 to win their first President’s Trophy since 1991, rookie skater Drew LeBlanc echoed the sentiments of many Hawks players. “What the fuck is this?” LeBlanc, playing in his first NHL game, was told by many Blackhawks that President Barack Obama would... Read more »

RAFFI TORRES PUNCHES ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE FACE, RUNS OFF, ROBS CHILD OF HIS EASTER CANDY, KICKS BUDDHIST MONK IN THE FACE, LAUGHS AT HOMELESS GUY AND DESCENDS INTO HELL

RAFFI TORRES PUNCHES ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE FACE, RUNS OFF, ROBS CHILD OF HIS EASTER CANDY, KICKS BUDDHIST MONK IN THE FACE, LAUGHS AT HOMELESS GUY AND DESCENDS INTO HELL
CHICAGO – Moments after his gutless hit on Chicago Blackhawks forward Marian Hossa, Phoenix Coyotes forward Raffi Torres was on the streets of Chicago causing havoc at every turn. Running from Chicago authorities, the Coyotes goon jumped onto a CTA bus going westbound on Madison. Torres grabbed a hold of the driver, pulled a six... Read more »

'Twas the Night Before a Chicago Tough Christmas...

'Twas the Night Before a Chicago Tough Christmas...
‘Twas the night before a Chicago Tough Christmas, when all through the house No food was remaining, all eaten by Jerry Krause! The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that Matt Forte would return next year healthy; and hopefully a Bear. The children of Chicago; all snug in their beds Have... Read more »
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Fresh Buds on Joel Quenneville's Upper Lip Show That Hockey's Regular Season is Almost Here

Fresh Buds on Joel Quenneville's Upper Lip Show That Hockey's Regular Season is Almost Here
CHICAGO - Early Tuesday, writers and broadcasters from the United States and Canada gathered around the house of Chicago Blackhawks head coach Joel Quenneville. Word had gotten around that Quenneville’s first buds of the new season had appeared on his upper lip.  The appearance of these buds, according to tradition, marks the start of a new hockey season.  “It’s... Read more »

Area man wondering why he was caring about soccer

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS- 48 year old Jim “Jimbo” Neely of Arlington Heights spent most of his Sunday mowing his lawn, tending his garden, and drinking a rock and rye in his garage. Like any blue-blooded American, Neely enjoys his time off.  So, when questioned why he spent most of yesterday watching soccer, Neely stammered in answering.... Read more »

JOEL QUENNEVILLE ABLE TO WATER MOUSTACHE AFTER HAWKS FINALLY WIN

ST. PAUL- Chicago Blackhawks head coach and mustachioed extraordinaire Joel Quenneville told his players last week that he wouldn’t water his well-coiffed moustache until the Blackhawks put together a solid sixty minutes. What he sacrificed for love. Wednesday night, the Blackhawks obliged.  Following a dominating 4-0 win against the Minnesota Wild, ‘Coach Q’ sped through... Read more »
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