Posts tagged "Jay Cutler"

With their New Signings, Who Will Jay Cutler Blame if the Offense Doesn't Work Again?

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'
LAKE FOREST - New Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman sent shockwaves through football by revealing what people could expect of his 2013 Chicago Bears. “This…is a yard stick…and this is me snapping this yard stick in half!  No more! No more!  That’s right, bitches…We’re going metric in this mutha!” Gasps throughout the press corps were immediately interrupted... Read more »

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League
by Jon Gruden I know many people spend time writing in editorial/op-ed sections about the Middle East, health care, mid-term elections, local politics, etc. But let me tell you…about something I just tasted…I’m telling you right now, this is the best sandwich I’ve ever had in my life. To think that there were other sandwiches... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Podcast: Bears/Rams Reaction, NFL Week 3, NFL Week 4 Picks, and a visitor from Atlanta!

Chicago Tough Podcast: Bears/Rams Reaction, NFL Week 3, NFL Week 4 Picks, and a visitor from Atlanta!
This week we got a surprise visit from Naj at www.hawks101.com.  Naj is from Atlanta and well-versed in the NFL. Tonight, we went over the Monday Night Football debacle…Cutler, Vick…every game…every game next week…shoot, I think we solved the world’s problems. It’s a long podcast…but it might’ve been our best one.  Thanks to Naj for... Read more »

10 Solid Predictions for Bears vs. Packers

10 Solid Predictions for Bears vs. Packers
When the Bears and Packers meet for the 185th time on Thursday it will mark the 185th occurrence of ‘unabashed meatballery’ to strike Chicago. And there’s nothing wrong with that. The Bears and Packers have met every season since 1921 (except the strike-shortened 1982 campaign).  This doesn’t beg me to wax poetic about the rivalry…it... Read more »

Dick Butkus Interviews New Chicago Bears Draft Pick Shea McClellin

Dick Butkus Interviews New Chicago Bears Draft Pick Shea McClellin
(The following is a mythical conversation between Dick Butkus and Chicago Bears first round draft pick Shea McClellin.  Butkus will only be available for three days before going back into hibernation.) BUTKUS: Do you know who I am? MCCLELLIN: Yeah…uh…you’re Dick But– BUTKUS: Silence!  I am Dick Butkus.  I hath risen, once again, for three... Read more »
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Cutler's Inability to Use Thumb Makes Breakfast Disastrous; Jay Drenched in Cocoa Puffs

Cutler's Inability to Use Thumb Makes Breakfast Disastrous; Jay Drenched in Cocoa Puffs
CHICAGO – While the majority of Chicagoans mourned the news of Jay Cutler’s pending thumb surgery, the 28 year-old gunslinger sat in his kitchen struggling with the basics of life. Like eating breakfast. “I can do everything that everybody else does.  The broken thumb doesn’t bother me in the least…but.” After breaking his thumb during the... Read more »

Jay Cutler Tells Close Friends After the Game that He Just 'Fell Down the Stairs'

Jay Cutler Tells Close Friends After the Game that He Just 'Fell Down the Stairs'
DETROIT – Drinking in a local establishment with former classmates, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler fended off questions about numerous cuts, scrapes, and bruises on his body. “Oh, these?” said a surprised Cutler after pointing to a large bruise on his neck.  “This is nothing.  I just…I, uh…I fell down the stairs.  You know, I’m just…I’m... Read more »

Chicago Tough NFC Championship Recap Podcast

Chicago Tough NFC Championship Recap Podcast
Tonight, I talk about my article in regards to the Cutler discussion, Chicago fans, the upcoming Bulls season, the improvement of the NBA, and the fickle Blackhawks. Enjoy.  Remember, you can subscribe on itunes by searching ‘Chicago Tough’.  Friend us on Facebook at ‘Chicago Tough’, and also follow us on Twitter and Digg.com.  
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An Open Letter to the Meatballs Questioning Jay Cutler

An Open Letter to the Meatballs Questioning Jay Cutler
Beaten, bloodied, and somewhat bullied, New York Giants quarterback Y.A. Tittle refused to come out of the game. The elder statesman of the New York Football Giants had been hit from every side of his body by Bill George, Ed O’Bradovich, Doug Atkins and Larry Morris. As the captain of the Giants offense, Tittle refused... Read more »