Posts tagged "Gary Bettman"

Gary Bettman to Fans: "If anybody asks, you fell down the stairs!!!"

Gary Bettman to Fans: "If anybody asks, you fell down the stairs!!!"
NEW YORK - Early yesterday, thousands of abused hockey fans celebrated the return of their beloved game.  The National Hockey League endured a 113 day lockout that nearly cost fans, players, and owners an entire season. After the game’s third work stoppage in the past 18 years, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman had one piece of advice for... Read more »

Gary Bettman Resumes Role as 'That Asshole on Your Block Who Won't Answer His Door on Halloween"

Gary Bettman Resumes Role as 'That Asshole on Your Block Who Won't Answer His Door on Halloween"
NEW YORK – Sitting in his posh complex in the lower east side of Manhattan, National Hockey League commissioner Gary Bettman celebrated the cancellation of the annual New Year’s Day Winter Classic celebration. Sipping from his scotch, his legs kicked up on his ottoman, the ‘commish’ belted out an edited version of his favorite song.... Read more »
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