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Jim Schwartz Totally that Douchebag Coach from 80s Movies Trying to Stop Attractive Quarterback from Living Basic High School Life

Jim Schwartz Totally that Douchebag Coach from 80s Movies Trying to Stop Attractive Quarterback from Living Basic High School Life
DETROIT – It started with a smirk and ended with a scowl. It was in these few seconds that hundreds of Americans conquered message boards to let loose what has been long suspected…that Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz is totally that douchebag coach from 80s movies trying to stop that attractive quarterback from living... Read more »

Vikings Mascot Ragnar Gunned Down on Streets of Detroit

Vikings Mascot Ragnar Gunned Down on Streets of Detroit
DETROIT- Blowing his gjallarlhorn and moaning in pain, Minnesota Vikings mascot Ragnar pleaded with Detroit gang members to let him go. Unfortunately for Ragnar, and thousands of Vikings fan, the loveable mascot was bludgeoned to death with his bison horned headdress. The beating happened moments after the Vikings 21-3 loss to the New York Giants... Read more »